Hey, why are you such a grumpy douche, Rick?

干嘛非得跟个老混蛋似的？

So you're just gonna be a douche about this.

那你是要当个傻逼咯。

It kind of looks like a douche commercial.

就像那些傻逼广告。

Duke's got it all hooked up. Duke's a douche.

Duke都安排好了。Duke就是个傻冒。

Oh, come on, the guy's a total douche. He only wants you for your ass.

拜托 那家伙就是笨蛋。他只想和你上床而已。

I don't know. Something that doesn't make me come off as a petty, jealous douche.

我不知道，说些别让我显得猥琐又吃醋的脑残的话。

Okay, how about this for a topic: Why is Leonard being a giant douche? Assuming giant douches are possible.

这个话题怎么样 为什么莱纳德是个混蛋 假设混蛋有可能存在。

Bonne douche. I'M ... I'm sorry?

Bonne douche！你说什么？

Yeah, a douche with ten kegs. Aka, my new best friend.

那也是有10桶酒的傻帽。也即是，我的新好友。

Did she just call me a douche?

她刚叫我二逼？

You forgot to flush again, you little douche.

你上厕所又没冲水 你个屎人。

Like, he's a huge douche and you're not?

他是个傻瓜而你不是？

Mr. Sam at the pawn shop's a douche.

当铺的Sam先生就是个傻逼。

All these broker douches look alike.

但我是跟杰森起长的。

These douches sent me a picture of a tree with a swing in it.

这些二货寄了张秋千树的照片给我。

Just 'cause they're douches doesn't mean we have to be.

他们是混蛋 我们可不是。

I've had an exhausting couple of days, what with searching your house for firearms and running down Dudley douche bag.

这几天我都累惨了，忙着满屋子搜你们的枪开车撞Dudley那个讨厌鬼。

It looks exactly like a douche commercial.

确实很像那些傻逼广告。

One row up-- some douche bag was texting.

我后面排有个白痴直在发短信。

He was a douche. - Totally. - Like a douchy-douche.

他是二货。-绝对的 -二货中的二货。