Let's psychoanalyze you using the famous Rorschach inkblot test.

让我们用著名Rorschach 墨迹测试法对你进行心理分析。

Can't a guy get his kid a bike without being psychoanalyzed?

父亲没事就不能孩子买辆自行?

And how does it make you feel when I psychoanalyze everything you say? Uncomfortable.

那当我精神分析你时，你有什么感觉呢，很不舒服。

It's a party. You're a partier, OK? There's no need to psychoanalyze it.

这是一场派对，你是来玩，？没必要做什么心理分析。

I'm not one of your patients, so don't try to psychoanalyze me. - God forbid, no.

我不是你病人，所以别心理分析我。- 老天，没有。

Uh, for starters, maybe you can not psychoanalyze everything I say?

比如说，你能不能不要跟我玩精神分析这一套？