1.It appears Tiddles needed the toile... but it's too late now. I'm all wet!

来小不点儿需要去厕所… … 好吧，现在为时已了。我身上全湿了！

2.Some don't like coming outta their shell and only time can't toile.

有些人不喜欢摆脱自己，只有时间不能劳累。机翻