They're gonna get a million applications from artsy little snots.

他们会受到上百万份申请都是像你样装文艺的小屁孩儿。

You're not the only one around here with an artsy side.

家里不止你有艺术气质。

Artsy, but accessible-- then light petting, no coitus.

文艺一点但不要那么 后轻轻的抚摸 不发生性关系。

Apparently, I'm not artsy enough and have too many legs.

很显 我不够有艺术细胞而且有太多条腿了。

Oh, come on, I'll even watch one of those artsy foreign ones you like, where all they do is stare out windows.

拜托 要不去看你喜欢的那种外国文艺片，里面主角成天惆怅地望着窗外。