I've got to scrub out the bedpans in the hospital wing.

我得去医院里把夜壶给擦干净。

Are you cool with bedpans, catheters, or, going back to diapers?

你是用尿盆，导尿管还是骑尿布？

Or you could come to the hospital and help mommy change bedpans.

或者你 可以 来 医院 并 帮 妈妈 换 尿盆。

I used to change bedpans for a living, junior.

我也曾靠换屎盆子挣钱糊口 小屁孩。

Yes. The idea of Princess Irina scrubbing the sick and emptying bedpans is a cheering one.

是啊，亲王夫人给病患洗澡倒便盆，真是个令人开心的好消息。

I found a steel bedpan in one load and a pair of surgical shears in another (the bedpan was of no practical use, but the shears were a damned handy kitchen implement) .

我待洗件里找到过个钢便盆，另外里找到过把外科手术剪（便盆没有什么实际用途，但那把见鬼的剪子可是件很有用的厨房用品）。