A belaying pin is found too large to be easily inserted into its hole: the carpenter claps it into one of his ever ready vices, and straightway files it smaller.
Yeah, so Public Service Loan Forgiveness is this program, it's kind of a belay card program, that's been around since 2007, signed by George W. Bush into law.
Even if he did it and he knows he did it and he knows it's not going to belay his DNA, he's still going to fight for it just to, because them not discovering