Also use a bidet it saves toilet paper.

还可使用坐浴盆， 这样可节纸。

Use a bidet it saves toilet paper.

使用坐浴盆可节纸。

Save the city or live without bidets running on pure endorphins.

拯救城市，否则就不用靠纯内啡肽运行的坐浴盆活。

She washed her hair in the bidet this morning.

她今天早上在坐浴盆里洗了头发。

Is that a bidet? - That part's for resale value.

那是坐浴盆吗 -那标的是二手的价格。

There's also a bidet, that's usually where I put my phone at night so it doesn't bother me.

还有一个坐浴盆，通常是我晚上放手机的地，所它不会打扰我。

A bidet that has wifi and Bluetooth capabilities and its on social media network, so you can be clean and connected.

具有 wifi 和蓝牙功能及其社交媒体网络的坐浴盆，因此您可保持清洁和连接。

As usual, I needed to cut out a bunch of random stuff like how gnarly King Louis IV skincare routine was, to why the west just refuse to wash their butts with bidets for centuries.

像往常一样， 我需要剪掉一堆随机的东西， 比如路易四世国王的护肤程序是多么粗糙，为什么西几个世纪来拒绝用坐浴盆洗屁股。