If we win, we are the champs. If we lose, we are the chumps.

如果们赢了，们就是冠军，如果们输了，们是呆瓜。

Quarter of a million. Not chump change.

25万 数目不小啊。

I worry about the poor chump who has to follow you.

还担心那些笨追赶你的步伐太辛苦呢。

And I'm just stood there like a chump, watching a man get dressed.

却只能傻杵那儿，看他自己更衣。

11 more chumps like you, I'll have the jury eating out of my hand.

还有11个和你一样的笨法言听计从呢。

Let's see if you have what it takes to make chump meat out of the maestro.

看看你是否能让大师栽跟头。

Buddy, pal, chump, other word for friend.

伙伴 伙计 友人 所有可以描述朋友的词语。

Jafar. What if you were the chump husband?

Jafar。 如果 你 成为 那个 笨 丈夫呢？

And it worked him to death like a chump.

像个笨一样工作到死。

Made the rest of us look like chumps.

搞得们其他人看起来像白痴。

No, I want to do it slow like a chump.

没有 想像大白痴一样慢慢攒。

You make Ryan clerk? I can run rings around that chump.

你让瑞恩记账 比那个笨好多了。

She always spreads her legs for the first chump she can find.

她总是碰到一个呆瓜就张开双腿。

Now I feel like a chump for trying to help you guys out.

现真后悔帮你们。

Only until she finds a chump husband.

仅仅 直到 她 找到一个笨 丈夫。

I'm this revolving door for chumps.

感觉像个旋转门一样让人不断进来操。

Fuck you, chump! It's her house!

去你妈的 呆子 那就是她家！

Fears are for chumps. That's why I don't have any.

傻瓜才会害怕 这就是从不恐惧的原因。

You think I'm a chump or something?

你们以为是笨还是什么？

Now rise, my royal chump. I've got a date with destiny.

平身，笨，和命运有个约会呢。