What? Defcon 5 means " no danger." Defcon 1 is a cris.

什么？五级战备状态意有危险。一级战备状态才是危机来临。

I'm going to do the surgery. Cris...I...I need you to help me, Cristina.

这个手术我来做，我帮忙，Cristina。

Look. I'm going to solve the Middle East cris by building an exact replica of Jerusalem in the middle of the Mexican desert.

瞧这儿，我解决中东危机，办法就是在墨西哥沙漠里精确地再造一个耶路撒冷。