What? Defcon 5 means " no danger." Defcon 1 is a cris.

什么？五级战备状意味着没有危险。一级战备状危机来临。

In their heyday, there were literally hundreds of Tom Shows criss crossing the country.

在全盛时期 全国各“秀”能达到数百场。

Look. I'm going to solve the Middle East cris by building an exact replica of Jerusalem in the middle of the Mexican desert.

瞧这儿，我要解决中东危机，办法就在墨西哥沙漠里精确再造一个耶路撒冷。