What a good boy! Lets get this icky diaper off you.

乖宝宝！我们把这个讨厌的布脱下来。

But I might hold him wrong. Or put his diaper on wrong.

但是我可能用错误的方法抱他， 或是把穿错了。

Excuse me, where do you keep the diapers?

请问布在哪里？

A little, until I saw them in matching tops, so...Nice. 174 diapers.

有点，不过后来我看见他俩穿同款，就没担心了...真，174不湿。

Yeah, which is where we buy diapers.

没错，就是买布的地方啊。

Now, let's put on a new diaper.

现在，我们来穿新的布。

Help me diaper the baby, will you?

帮我替宝宝包布，好吗？

You know, change diapers, night nurse.

换布 晚上照看宝宝。

" Do surgeons really wear diapers through long surgeries? "

“外真的会在长时间的手术中穿布吗？”

He brought flowers and a huge pack of diapers.

他带来了鲜花和一大包布。

The idea of " pin the diaper on the baby" games and opening gifts felt odd and irrelevant.

“将布别在宝宝身上”的游戏和打开礼物的想法有些奇怪并且不扣主体。

I wanted this to work so much. I'm still in there. Changing his diapers. Picking his fleas.

我真希望我们能合得来，我还在替它换布，替它抓跳蚤。

What with the cost of all those diapers and doctors visits and adorable micro-fashions to wear on Instagram.

再加上、看和发 Instagram 时给它们穿的可爱的迷你时装的花费。

In Portland, workers remove thousands of dirty diapers every month.

在波特兰，工人们每个月都要筛除掉成千上万的脏布。

I thought that all I had to do was feed them, change their diapers, and they'd be fine.

我以为我要做的就是喂养他们，给他们换布，他们就会没事啦。

Are you cool with bedpans, catheters, or, going back to diapers?

你是用盆，导管还是骑布？

Now, you grab your coat, get the diaper bag.

你赶快拿上外套和布。

They received thousands of complaints from parents who reported the diapers gave their babies rashes and chemical burns.

该产品遭到了父母的上千条投诉，父母报道称婴儿出现了皮疹和化学烧伤。

Millions of dollars and more water diapers sweatshirts, household goods than we could ever count have poured in.

他们送来了数以百万计的美元和更多的水、布、运动衫，以及数不清的家居用品。

Some were already married and had mouths to feed and diapers to change.

有的已经结婚，上有老下有小。