What's the verdict? Is Caleb diddling sissy?

你的是啥？凯勒布是个睡了妹妹的变态吗？

But I can't have you diddling yourself all night long.

但我不能让你漫漫长夜作践自己。

A riddle diddle for the bride. Come, read what's written here inside.

这里有一个为新娘子准备的谜语小游戏。来来来，读一读里面写得什么。

Handsome barman! Here he is. How you diddling, mate?

这不是帅哥酒保嘛 你怎么样 伙计?

Hey, diddle, diddle, the queen's in the middle.

别眨眼 别眨眼 皇后在中间。

I just wanted to make sure he wasn't being diddled by Daddy- or Mommy.

我只是想确定他不是被他爸爸或者妈妈侵犯了。

You're trying to diddle the wrong men.

你骗钱骗错对象了。

Thank him heartily; but tell him it's against my principles to drink with the man I've diddled. In fact, tell him I must go.

衷心感谢，但是，你对他说，跟一个上了我的当的人喝酒，是有背于我的原则的。就对他说，我得走啦。

Why, let me see; yes, you may as well tell him now that-that-in fact, tell him I've diddled him, and (aside to himself) perhaps somebody else.

唔，让我想想看；啊，你现在不妨对他这样说——说——就实实在在对他说，我已叫他上了当，而且，（旁白）也许上当的还不止他呢。