So you're just gonna be a douche about this.

那你是要当个傻逼咯。

It kind of looks like a douche commercial.

就像那些傻逼广告。

To those who'd ridden his bus, Blake was notorious for being a weapons-grade douche.

对于那些乘坐过他的巴士的人来说，布莱克是一个臭名昭著的超级混蛋。

And he just graduated from a-hole to douche.

他变态指数大大飙升啊。

I've a douche bag cousin, named Seymour.

我有个蠢蛋表弟 叫西。

Bonne douche. I'M ... I'm sorry?

Bonne douche！你说什么？

All these broker douches look alike.

我是跟杰森一起长大的。

Any luck with the, uh, douche bags from Eastern?

有边那些混蛋的消息吗？

Yeah, a douche with ten kegs. Aka, my new best friend.

那也是有10桶酒的傻帽。也即是，我的新好友。

No, you can't saddle me with that useless douche bag.

你不能把这个没用的草包丢给我。

But I'm a douche on the side of the angels.

我是天使阵营中的傻逼。

Duke's got it all hooked up. Duke's a douche.

Duke都安排好了。Duke就是个大傻冒。

I don't know. Something that doesn't make me come off as a petty, jealous douche.

我不知道，说些别让我显得猥琐又吃醋的脑残的话。

You can't be that big of a douche, 'cause if you were, you would never admit to it.

你不可能那么讨人嫌，因为如果你是的话，你是不会承认的。

Did she just call me a douche?

她刚叫我二逼？

You forgot to flush again, you little douche.

你上厕所又没冲水 你个屎人。

You just Gratitude the way you just articulated at if this was read your douche.

如果这是你的混蛋，你只是感激你刚才表达的方式。

Like, he's a huge douche and you're not?

他是个大傻瓜而你不是？

Hey, why are you such a grumpy douche, Rick?

干嘛非得跟个老混蛋似的？

There's a reason we call people douche bags.

- 我们称人们为冲洗袋是有原因的。