Five minutes ago you were making armpit farts.

五分钟前你还在用腋窝发出屁声音呢。

Terrific. The fart that pooped gold.

不得了啊 这屁能拉金。

Carrie was given fart blanche around the house for the weekend.

Carrie周末可以在家随心所欲地屁。

A spokesperson said the man had been doing other annoying things before he farted.

一名发言人表示该名男士在屁前，一直在做一些令人恼火事情。

Just fart and say, " Oopsy." You have to fart mostly 18 times a day.

屁，然后说：“哎呀。”你一天通常要屁18次。

Farte Blanche - permission to fart freely.

无「屁」: 随心所欲地排气。

I'm gonna miss you, um, fart.

屁 你。

I will not fart during the test.

不在考试中屁。

What? This is ridiculous, If I farted, I'd own up to it. I'm not a facker.

什么？这太可笑了！如果是，承认。才不装腔作势呢。

" Soon it'll be your turn, you old fart, " hisses a malevolent voice behind him.

“很快就轮到你了，老鬼。”一个恶狠狠声音在他身后响起。

Fart in my face, and I'll get you!

屁在脸上话，抓住你。

For centuries people believed that holding a fart is very unhealthy.

几世纪以来，人们相信憋屁是不健康。

Well, fart is simple a gas coming from your intestines.

答案很简单，它其实是一种肠道产生气体。

Fortunately for us, farts contain tiny amounts of it.

幸运是，屁中含有极少量硫化氢。

What kind of fart would you like to hear?

你听什么样屁？

But, again, the amount in farts is just stinky, not dangerous.

但同样地，屁中含量只引起臭味，没有危险。

You miss your fart friend, huh?

你开始念你屁友了吗 哈？

I tend to stay away from beans because they make you fart.

一般不吃豆子，因为吃了屁。

Eula-Beulah was prone to farts—the kind that are both loud and smelly.

尤拉碧欧拉很爱屁——屁又响又臭。

The average person farts around 14 times a day which is around 500 to 1500ml.

一个人平均每天屁14次，大约是500到1500毫升。