Imagine this kisser getting blamed for everything.

想象下这马屁精为所有事背黑锅。

You're a really good kisser. - Well, I have kissed over four women.

你真是吻高手 -嗯，吻过超过人。

Yeah, he was always a good kisser, and he could always make me laugh.

是啊，他吻很棒，也能随时逗开心。

For your information, I've been told that I'm a very good kisser, all right?

告诉你，别人说是吻高手。

No, by women, women with lots of experience. Every single one of them said that I was a great kisser.

不，是经验丰富人们说。她们每一人都说是吻高手。

Who's a better kisser, Liam Hemsworth or Bradley Cooper?

谁是更吻者，利亚姆海姆斯沃斯或布拉德利库珀？

And maybe 'cause you're a good kisser.

可能还因为你吻技不错吧。

Every single one said I was a great kisser.

她们每一人都说是吻高手。

He, uh, he happened to be an excellent kisser.

他 他碰巧吻技术高超。

I've been told I'm a very good kisser, all right?

别人说是吻高手？

What did you say? Um, I said that you were a good kisser...

你写了什么 说你是吻高手。

Teacher's pet, apple polisher, butt kisser - - Bart!

老师宠物，马屁精，马屁精- -巴特！

Can you believe that? Me, not a good kisser.

你们相信吗？ 居然说不是吻高手。

I mean, Dan's a good kisser, but that good?

丹吻技是不错 但也不至于到那地步吧？

You're a reaIIy good kisser. Chandler: WeII, I have kissed over four women.

你真是吻高手. 哦, 吻过不止人。

Smart, kind, good kisser? What, those things aren't on your list?

聪明 心 吻功一流 难道这些不是你条件？

Wow, I mean, you did just such a good kisser. I would never have known.

哇哦，是说，你吻技术那么高超，还真没想到。

Any goon so much as looks at you, I'll sock him in the kisser.

那混球敢多看你一眼, 就给他一顿老拳。

He's a good kisser and he's gonna do my taxes for free.

他是亲吻高手 还免费帮报税。

" I seriously hope you die, " he says. " Yes, he was a good kisser, and there was tongue."

“真希望你死，”他说。 “是，他吻技很，而且还有舌头。”