In return, Pyongyang is going to " express regrets" for a landmine explosion which maimed a pair of South Korean soliders in the DMZ earlier this month.
And you all wander round ironing clothes and cleaning boots and choosing what's for dinner, while over the Channel, men are killed and maimed and blown to pieces.
Most of the time I was over there, I had to file all the injury and casualty reports- how soldiers were maimed, how they died, how many pieces they went home in.