Emma is a product of a bottle of merlot and a five-year-old condom.

艾犸只不过是瓶红酒 跟个过期保险套产品。

Looks like someone crawled into a bottle of merlot last night.

看来昨晚有人掉进红酒缸子里了。

Like just first, like sniff of Merlot. Just true blood mouth.

先墨尔乐红葡萄酒 后张开血盆大口。

Five days later, after she developed a thirst for merlot, Peter arrived with a deck of cards.

5天后，她想喝梅乐酒时候，Peter带来了副牌。

So last year, he hurried to pick all of the merlot and malbec grapes he was growing nearby.

因此，去年，他赶紧去采摘他在附近种植所有梅洛和马尔贝克葡萄。

Crappy merlot might explain the mutual amnesia.

我们俩失忆是因为冒牌梅洛酒。

Here you are. A very special merlot brought directly from my home country. It has a unique ingredient which gives it a pleasant aroma and superior flavor.

给你。直接从我老家带来种特别梅洛红酒。它有种特有成分让红酒有种诱人香气和上等味道。

And don'tforget to bring your own merlot!

别忘记自己带红酒！