How do nerds even get mono?

书呆子怎么会得这种病呢？

What if mono permanently changed my brain?

要是接吻病对我大脑有永久性咋办？

So it like what is mono that hasn't been used before — avocado.

鳄梨就是以前从未出现过元素。

It's mostly due to large-scale, mechanized, mono crop or agriculture that's taking place.

这主要是由于大规模、机械化、单一作物或农业出现。

I can't figure out this crossword puzzle. I—I think mono turned my mind to mush.

填字游戏有道题，我怎么也想不出来，我觉得接吻病不会是把我脑子搞坏吧。

Epstein-Barr is best known for causing " mono, " or infectious mononucleosis, in teenagers and young adults.

EB病毒最广为人知是会在青少中引起" 单核细胞增多症" 或传染性单核细胞增多症。

Your husband is definitely the source of your " mono" .

我可以肯定是你丈夫是导致你觉得疲劳原因。

I was doing mono, the whole fever and glands thing. The acne was just part of the whole teenager thing.

我来说吧，发啊，扁桃腺啊。痤疮啊，都是青春期表现。

I had mono and missed the deadline.

我得传染性单核细胞增多症错过拍照日子。

I could write a medical excuse claiming mono.

我就写张病假条说你得腺。

So he still thinks he's being treated for mono?

所以他还认为约翰是去治接吻病吗？

Got mono from making out with lauren goldenberg... ew.

劳伦·高顿保接吻 而感染性单核血球病。

School in ten days due to a bad case of mono.

已经十天没去学校上课。

Sure. So, you know, if Haley got pregnant, would you ever pretend she has mono for a few months, and then, like, tell everyone the baby's yours?

好啊。要是海莉怀孕，你会假装她得腮腺炎请病假在家，然后告诉别人那孩子是你吗？

I leaned back into my pillow and fell asleep almost instantly, but before I did I laughed out loud. She hadn't sent any remedies for the strep or the mono. Only for the penicillin.

我仰靠在枕头上，几乎立刻就睡着，但入睡前我笑出声来。她没有寄来任何对抗链球菌或单核细胞病毒药物，只有对付青霉素。

When the results came back, I drove to the clinic alone. A balding middleaged doctor gave me the results. " Congratulations, " he said. " You're positive for strep and mono. Only person i've seen in a month to get both" .

结果出来时候，我一个人开车去诊所。一位秃顶中医生将结果递给我。" 恭喜，" 他说，" 链球菌和单核细胞病毒都呈阳性反应。一个月来，你是我见过唯一一个同时感染细菌和病毒人。"

I returned to my apartment and called Mother. I thought confessing would alleviate my guilt. I told her I'd seen a doctor, and that I had strep and mono. " I'm taking penicillin, " I said. " I just wanted you to know" .

我回到公寓，给母亲打个电话。我觉得坦白会减轻自己罪恶感。我告诉她我去看医生，我感染链球菌和单核细胞病毒。" 我只是想让你知道，" 我说，" 我正在服用青霉素。"

" Very, very bad luck, " he said. " I can give you penicillin for the strep, but there's not much I can do for the mono. You'll have to wait it out. Still, once we've cleared out the strep, you should feel better" .

" 非常非常倒霉，" 他说，" 我可以给你开点青霉素治疗链球菌，但对于单核细胞病毒我无能为力。你得等它自己痊愈。不过，一旦我们消灭链球菌，你应该会感觉好一些。"