Not knowing about the internet makes me feel so premodern.

懂因特网让我感觉很落伍。

In premodern Italy, failed business owners, who had outstanding debts, were taken totally naked to the public square where they had to bang their butts against a special stone while a crowd jeered at them.

在现代化以前意大利，破产企业老板，有未偿付债务，他们会被一地带到公共广场中，在那儿，把他们屁股撞到一块特殊石头上，让民众当众嘲笑他们。