1.I've separated the green bits from the stalky bits and treat it just as you would pak choi bok choi which you'd pay quite a premium for in the supermarket.

我把绿色的部分和茎干的部分分开，就像你在超市里花高价买的白、小白一样。

2.I thought about calling him, but nothing says stalky, insecure girlfriend like someone who calls at four a.m. My thoughts whirred and tumbled and fell in a great toxic cloud.

我想过给打电话，但没有什么比凌晨四点打电话给说明顽固、缺乏安全感的女朋友了。机翻