As for the tots, they're twits.

生的孩子又是白痴。

Double Windsor bans tots after 5pm.

双17点后禁止孩子进入。

And they have been working pretty much since they were tots.

而这些感官很早的时候就开始运作了。

That's awfully convenient, don't you think? -For the tots it is.

很方便不是吗？ 对捐赠单位来说。

Hey, Monica, I got a question. I don't see any tater tots. -Monica: That's not a question.

喂，Monica，有一个问题。 没看见有酒味的土豆泥。这不叫问题！

Every tot spends two mornings a week in a Hospital for the Dying.

每个幼儿每周都得医院过两个上午，学习死亡课。

Ou Klaas would be on the land now, waiting for his tot of cheap wine.

欧·克拉斯现应该地里，等着喝他那点便宜的葡萄酒。

So you're sick, or you're incapacitated, you're unable tot swap your time for money.

所以你生病、或者你无法胜任，你无法以时间换取金钱。

Tot up these costs in lost earnings and unrealised human potential, and the figures become dizzying.

再加上损失的收入和未能实现的人的潜力，这个数字能把你吓晕。

All right, fine. Tonight's potatoes will be both mashed with lumps, and in the form of tots.

好吧，好吧。今晚的土豆泥会有成块的和有酒味的。

How come we ain’t got no tater tots?

为什么 们 没 有 炸薯球？

No, I hate pizza. I only want tater tots.

不要 讨厌披萨 炸薯球。

Sure, right after you take out those tots and shake 'em.

行啊 不过先把那些脱下来 摇摇看。

Um, I don't think we have any tater tots, but my dad is making a salad.

家好像没有炸薯球，但是爸爸正做沙拉。

Unfortunately, the tater tots are not.

很可惜 马铃薯球就没地方了。

Gonna swipe some bags of tater tots from the cafeteria for Mickey's wedding.

得去餐厅偷几袋土豆给Mickey的婚礼用。

How a starchy root from the mountains of Chile was mutated into the mighty potato, and its tiny cousin the potato tot.

智利山区的淀粉根是如何发生突变变成了巨大的土豆，还有它的小表亲马铃薯。

As a matter of fact, in New York, I often catch myself looking in baby carriages and feeling a little sorry for the tot.

比如，纽约时，常看着婴儿车里的小孩，并感到一丝同情。

And then the reading lessons: The tot is in the pot, the cat is on the mat; and the Elementary Instructions for Beta Workers in the Embryo Store.

然后是朗读课。小小子蹲瓶子，小猫咪坐垫子。还有《胚胎库比塔工作人员基本守则》。

For years, nobody thought much about the identity of the real life tot, instead it was simply an adorable presence beaming and gurgling over a happy land.

多年来，没人过多地考虑过其真实的身份，相反，这是一个可爱的存，一片快乐的土地上咯咯地微笑着。